So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Small penises have feelings too.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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