i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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