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  this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.

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  (303): this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now. http://tfl.nu/u25e
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  Submitted by TowerCrane on Oct 5, 10 at 1:56pm

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  well leave them stranded there and see how quickly everybody suddenly becomes your friend. the DD's never get enough credit.

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  Submitted by zinger on Oct 5, 10 at 1:06pm

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  Fuck that.

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  Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 5, 10 at 1:15pm

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  What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes, that shit comes back with you.

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  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 5, 10 at 2:50pm

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  Believe it or not, some people will actually like that you DD

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  Submitted by Laurennniscool on Oct 5, 10 at 5:05pm

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  I would get treated like that too at parties. People would offer me a drink and I'd say I'm a DD and they say oh, that's cool and walk away....

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  Submitted by whiteknave on Oct 5, 10 at 2:46pm

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  And if you possessed double D's, it wouldn't have mattered if you were drinking or not, you would still be getting attention.

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  Submitted by jkok3425 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:11pm

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  Designated driver!

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  Submitted by SALIA on Oct 6, 10 at 8:39am

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  Really? That is the exact opposite of what happens to me as DD. I'm treated like a saint, and EVERYBODY wants to be my best friend. Then the negotiations for extra rides begin!

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  Submitted by Fuz3 on Oct 6, 10 at 11:47am

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  In soviet russia guy blows you

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    Submitted by aninja on Feb 28, 12 at 7:43pm

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    in my room guy blows me

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  Submitted by darq_qing987 on Oct 6, 10 at 2:45am

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  You should probably take that as a compliment. That's tells me you're attractive enough for guys to feel intimidated by you sober... Alcohol lowers standards...

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 10 at 3:00pm

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  What's DD?

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  Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Dec 11, 12 at 9:15am

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  You should always treat the DD like royalty, otherwise next time you can eat your own arse home

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