So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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