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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...

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I'm a guy and that's fucking brilliant.

Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Sep 28, 10 at 4:06pm

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- Indeed.
  
  Submitted by fuckin_a on Sep 30, 10 at 12:31pm
  
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If I was a girl I think I might go the other way, and make sure I left the giant undies where his roommates would find them. More fun for all!

Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 28, 10 at 5:00pm

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- Better yet keep a small pair and a huge pair and decide what he deserves in the morning.
  
  Submitted by ViolentViolet on Sep 29, 10 at 1:24am
  
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Hahaha cunning stunt, orrr......

Submitted by ashes811 on Sep 28, 10 at 6:30pm

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- omg. awesome
  
  Submitted by colabea on Sep 29, 10 at 12:19am
  
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That's quite the cunning stunt she has there...

Submitted by HeroHelmet on Sep 28, 10 at 6:21pm

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Genius!

Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 28, 10 at 3:58pm

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That is actually pretty awesome

Submitted by supertrooper on Sep 28, 10 at 3:59pm

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I wonder if there's a girl who leaves behind granny panties or ones that are ten sizes too big?

Submitted by callmescout on Sep 28, 10 at 7:57pm

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She is a bloody genius

Submitted by C00ki3M0nst3r on Sep 28, 10 at 4:32pm

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well at least she makes them feel good.....in a way

Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 28, 10 at 4:00pm

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- In at least two ways.
  
  Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 28, 10 at 4:59pm
  
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aw, thoughtful!

Submitted by maryaloves415 on Sep 28, 10 at 3:46pm

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Oh wow, HeroHelmet! You good sir are quite the cunning linguist....

Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 28, 10 at 7:30pm

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I would think the scale of luckiness of the evening would not be based on the size of either partner, but rather whether or not their particular forms of freakiness aligned.

Submitted by alurkingwewillgo on Oct 2, 10 at 6:23am

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As a fellow Australian, this makes me very patriotic! What a great idea.

Submitted by funstuff26 on Sep 29, 10 at 3:45am

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- You swelled up with pride, too!? Australians are a genius bunch. :D
  
  Submitted by Rade on Oct 10, 10 at 5:02am
  
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  - fuckin aye
    
    Submitted by katefromaus on Dec 19, 10 at 6:35am
    
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Brilliant!!

Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 28, 10 at 7:44pm

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hahahaha, tactical panties at their finest!

Submitted by said8ED on Sep 29, 10 at 2:22am

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It would be so much funnier if they were a few sizes too big.

Submitted by DanaCake on Sep 29, 10 at 12:27am

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Australian fatties are so thoughtful...

Submitted by drunksms2u on Sep 29, 10 at 6:51pm

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You mean tactical b back, said8ed. I figured it out

Submitted by hentailover on Sep 29, 10 at 4:33am

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i think this means she usually hooks up with guys out of her league, because her real size wouldn't get their approval

Submitted by emmykb on Sep 29, 10 at 11:46pm

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- still, kudos to her.
  
  Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Sep 30, 10 at 12:18pm
  
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Haha, I agree with led head, leaving giant panties would be even funnier.

Submitted by banedracul on Sep 29, 10 at 12:27am

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Pure genius.

Submitted by miki_12_11 on Sep 29, 10 at 7:34am

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Love this girl whoever she is

Submitted by waterdrops on Sep 28, 10 at 6:48pm

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that's fuckn awesome of her!!

Submitted by PeleScion on Sep 28, 10 at 11:34pm

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I would leave ANY kinda panties he wanted as long as I get to bang an Aussie. I'm going to be an exchange student for the sole purpose of shacking.

Submitted by alxs on Jan 19, 11 at 6:24pm

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Haha awesome!

Submitted by kittykat1989 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:04am

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Niiiicccceee!!!

Submitted by neezeybabe21 on Sep 29, 10 at 1:53am

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God bless Australian whores

Submitted by shushamunga on Oct 5, 10 at 7:08pm

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Conwoman.

Submitted by thebatman on Sep 30, 10 at 2:15pm

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She's one smart cookie!

Submitted by ScissorXxFreakXx on Sep 28, 10 at 7:29pm

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Classic

Submitted by DHibb75 on Sep 28, 10 at 6:28pm

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Stuntin' like her daddy issues. Not that I assume she has any, but the joke works this way.

Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 28, 10 at 9:20pm

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AUSTRALIA FTW!!! BAhahaha... Fucking amazing!

Submitted by Dilbert09 on Jan 6, 11 at 8:07pm

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Never would of thought of that. Lol

Submitted by misscourt94 on Sep 28, 10 at 8:52pm

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if he doesn't remember, why do you care?

Submitted by emmykb on Sep 29, 10 at 11:44pm

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Interesting move. Just as long as the guys didn't leave a STD in her.

Submitted by Michguy on Sep 29, 10 at 7:25am

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just learn to suck dick ladies. that makes for a way better lasting impression.

Submitted by charlie_murphy on Sep 28, 10 at 5:03pm

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Okay first of all, that's freakin' hilarious, and everybody wins! But wouldn't "stunt panties" be panties you wore when performing a stunt? Or at least did some sort of stunt? This is more of a "Panty Double" or something..

Submitted by Veritas143 on Sep 29, 10 at 2:06am

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I would leave ANY kinda panties he wanted as long as I get to bang an Aussie. I'm going to be an exchange student for the sole purpose of shacking.

Submitted by alxs on Jan 19, 11 at 6:24pm

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I wonder how much it cost? I mean how many panties is she going thru?!?

Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 23, 12 at 3:03am

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Something here smacks of false advertising!

Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 29, 10 at 10:59am

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Shes black

Submitted by OOimblackOO on Sep 28, 10 at 9:14pm

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- Who cares? You SUCK
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Sep 29, 10 at 3:05am
  
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- and you are as funny as your screenname
  
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