Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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