wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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