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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:37pm

    Oh I get it! It's totaly NOT funny because the chick got fucking date raped and everyone is laughing! I hope you all get nudered in the most painful way you pricks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:42pm

    U people are fucked. It's never funny when a woman gets raped. What if that was your sis or your best friend. If I cought someone raping a woman. I would snap them in half.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:43pm

    my boyfriends sister went on a date and got date raped, and the asshole left her on the side of the road and one of her friends was strolling by and saw her and brought her home. my boyfriend and i couldn't even begin to explain how destroyed she was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:26pm

    jeff you helped me understand sarcasn. and 1:22 you got hella owned fool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:13am

    1:38 yeah, people with bad "grammar" piss me off too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:45pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    Boy, there are some real losers on here today. Your lives must really suck if you feel the need to antagonize people who you'll nevervhave to face. I picture you as the pimply faced, chronic gaming nerds who jerk off to cartoon characters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm

    1:57 Of course you do. Now go back to masturbating in the corner of your mothers basement.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:50pm

    yes she COULD have been raped. OR she could have been cheated on or lost her stuff or any other amount of things that make women cry. just because you think the worst doesnt fucking mean thats what happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:31pm

    did you realised she chould of been raped?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:22pm

    these texts are the gayest shit ever. thank god for jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:14pm

    I want to assrape 12 year old boys like MJ did.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:16pm

    It would be a lot funnier if it were you getting dropped off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51pm

    This isn't funny, this is just sad. Are we supposed to be laughing at the OP's lack of humanity?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:18pm

    That's just sad...... Poor girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:13am

    . they cant even say they were drunk and sleep deprived. I can understand writing some weird or sick stuff, but writing about raping kids is one of the most demented things one could say.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:46pm

    Why did the mods let this in? You're all sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:16pm

    You can get away with anything as long as its funny. Nothing on this thread is funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:12am

    I dont know whats more pathetic, people writing this demented @ss $hit, or me reading it!?!?!?!?!?!?! On halloween none the less. Not to mention some of these weirdos are writing this stuff in the middle of the afternoon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:56pm

    You are all being reported to the authorities.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:59pm

    What a sense of humor you lonely-ass stoner

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:36pm

    Someone probably raped her. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:30pm

    Jeff really is the shit. Way better than pretzel guy and all those other stupid gimmicks -Jeff's fan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:24pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she wasn't dressed up for Halloween! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:23pm

    maybe that WAS her costume.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:56pm

    Hahahahah, oh yeah? You know, since we are all totally serious and are all rapists.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:41am

    fake jeffs please stop and let jeff take the glory haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    Come get some 2:09. Bring your family. I'll break 'em all off something fierce. I'm looking especially forward to pounding the liverspots right off your granny's labia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:21pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:57am

    904 I want to punch you in the face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    What's the best part about raping a 4 year old? Hearing the pelvis snap.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:35pm

    These peoplegot sand in their vagina, I think the text is pretty damn funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:25pm

    2:21. Yeah actually I do!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:38pm

    Fu.ck you obama loving f.ags. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:04pm

    What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?? Putting the diaper back on when your done!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:09am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't drop off a crying girl wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeater.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    2:04 is awesome!!! Wanna get together and do some baby killing/raping tonight? Nothing feels better than a six month oldsters tight ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:30pm

    why can't i order this on a tshirt?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:02pm

    2:56 who are you going to report? Anonymous, Anonymous, and Anonymous? Frickin moron.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:21pm

    Whatever, someone being dropped off crying is not funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:58pm

    I raped her in the ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:36pm

    ...hopefully she got raped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:22pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the girl looked like a mess and was crying so something bad must have happened to her last night! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:11pm

    You know what the way about kids... They are all pink on the inside. -Jeff (the real one)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:38am

    Wow, way to spell "wifebeater" wrong. People with bad grammer piss me off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:05pm

    2:02 drinks the loads out of his dad's asshole after his grandpappy shoots 'em in there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:25 thx for the rapest support :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    People who get raped deserve it. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:06pm

    Obama is a rapist. He rapes children with his lies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:34pm

    She probably did get raped.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:18pm

    What the fuck is wrong with yall. There is absolutly nothing funny about seeing a girl cry. Assholes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:47pm

    1:26 Really? I'm still not familiar with the concept of sarcasn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:51pm

    She was probably raped and that is sweet. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:57pm

    I think it's hilarious. Fuck all you pussies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:31 if a guy rapes a girl why would he bother to drop that stupid bitch off at home

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:26am

    In the Op's Def: How do you know that the op isn't just having a bad day because of a girl and seeing one upset made him feel better? Against the Op: Dude, you don't know what happened to her the night before... "If you don't have anything nice to say....."