he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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