it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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