And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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