Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
His nipple licking is glorious
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