Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she looked like the before picture.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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