dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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