birth control should be required to get into college
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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