rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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