i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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