I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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