Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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