Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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