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  • 86 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:14pm

    fake or not, i just laughed the hardest at of anything on this site or anything in the last month for that matter. WIN.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by adu650 on Sep 21, 10 at 10:50pm

    Ah, so many memories!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:55pm

    Thank god you didn't drive home.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:09pm

    u spelled THERE wrong good job on getting most of the words right and it's...not,,,dumbshit

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:18am

    "you're all on a site about drunk text messages bitching that the texts aren't grammatically correct? really?" THANK YOU!! shut the fuck up people!!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:30pm

    you're all on a site about drunk text messages bitching that the texts aren't grammatically correct? really?

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:04pm

    I'd smack you if you texted me that many times.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    ta ta ta ta today junior.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:18pm

    What does being Dutch have to do with this text? I'm Danish blah blah blah. I could complain about American English as well, but this is a drunken text on a website about stupid things people say. Lol.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:47am

    Wow I can't believe people are criticizing something like this, get a sense of humour! This stuff happens all the time and it's kinda funny, I'm glad my friends aren't so uptight geez.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:36am

    Way to go, Orange County. This is why I stay as far away from my university campus as humanly possible.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:32pm

    hahah that's hilarious, I love textmsgs like that. GOOD NIGHT ;-)

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:38pm

    okay, 5:03, take the stick out of your ass? thaanks.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:05am

    dude, its not dumb to misspell things when your DRUNK. jesus fucking christ. this shits funny.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:50am

    That's why you need predictive text (T9)...it's okay if you're drunk because it knows what you mean anyway

    • 47 51
      Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 21, 10 at 1:25am

      uh haha idk what magical world you live in there buddy

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30am

    I'm just glad the drunk ass chose to walk.. I was prob on the road at that time

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:07pm

    i love how the '....' wasnt right on the last time

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:20am

    I do that all the time. I try to write something on like msn or whatever and making a mistake it takes me like 4 tries to get it right lol. No worry s my friend,

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:03pm

    I'm sober , and dutch, and my english grammar is better than all of you americans. But apparently everyone in America spends their time in college and university getting drunk and high, sobering up, fucking (at least you brag a lot about it), or getting arrested. So, go figure...

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:55pm

    I didn;t know you could drunk hiccup in a text....amazing....

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:45pm

    Yeahh orange countyyy

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:57pm

    Confuckinggratulations your Dutch and u know how to speak English...want a fucking goddamn...cookie...I'll shove it up ur ass where u know u like it anyway

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:41pm

    5:03 no shit we party all the time. that's obviously why this person was shithammered. fuckin idiot. it has nothing to do with having good grammar. we just have more fun than you

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:50pm

    I LOVE THIS GIRL WHO TEXTED THIS AHAHAH this cracks me up !!! i love this site also... i send all these texts to my friend and we laugh and we always want to get posted haha!! dang u work it girl!

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:18am

    I know this guy!! He sent my friend this text. We all go to Pepperdine

  • 32 51
    Submitted by JennyIsAnOwl on Aug 12, 10 at 11:07pm

    I think everyone who has attempted to text while high has experienced this at least once.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 6:56am

    Predictive text makes drunk texts worse. My boyfriend texts me drunk and its literally like another language.

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:48pm

    bahahahah! sounds like me last night

  • 47 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    I'm an English major and I confess I'm a grammar Nazi, but I would never pick apart grammar or spelling on THIS of all websites hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:01pm

    If at first you don't succeed...try, try again

  • 19 59
    Submitted by emilysanerd on Mar 11, 11 at 6:44pm

    Jajathis in fun n\nJaha this js funnt\nHaha this is funny,,, there we go :)