I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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