you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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