im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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