Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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