I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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