I once told my gyno about sex positions I was doing, she couldn't believe it and thought I was a lot of fun! She then gave me 6 months of free birth control! :)
fucking hypocrites. that's mad funny and at least she can laugh about herself. having unprotected sex is dumb, but everyone who says whore would never do that if it was a guy.
This is awesome. Well played. I laughed, and even harder being a 440 myself haha.
And seriously everyone get a grip. This site is for humor, not flaming on people you don't know about a story you know next to nothing about. The majority of these are more funny because you don't know the context. For real, put a cork in it people.
So that was me who said this.. And if you guys think that 20 losing your virginity is someone who is a whore and slut, then damn I should have started sooner!
10:20 you are a fucking idiot. guys do not get shit for having tons of sex like girls do. i don't know if you are a guy or a girl, but you should just fucking know that. if a girl has a bunch of sex, she gets called whore, slut, bitch, hoe, etc. if a guy has a bunch of sex, he gets high-fived
9:54 dont tell us what we wouldnt say, dont assume. Laugh at herself?...for what being a dirt slut? A guy would be just as equally a whore as a girl would be. Dont get mad because that text is prob. from you. whore.
the last time i went to a "clinic" before i had medical insurance, the lady asked me if i'd ever exchanged sex for money. my answer: "well i was married, does that count?" she said i was the funniest person she'd ever had in the office. :)
ps--my reason for visiting was not for STD testing or anything, just a check-up and birth control.
1.14 cheers for validating so we don't think you're a whore.
i once went to a musical-themed fancy dress party and saw my gyno drunk, dressed as danny zuko and on roller skates. turns out he's friends with my best mates parents. that was awkward.
^^^ 1:14 here, and i have to say that i would love to see a professional in that field on drunk and on roller skates without being dressed like danny zuko. you hit the trifecta my friend!
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