I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
being pregnant is like rehab
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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