I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize