Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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