their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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