guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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