We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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