Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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