Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You took a bar mat shot.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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