He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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