I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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