woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I intend to get homeless drunk
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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