If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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