It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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