so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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