it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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