Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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