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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 14, 12 at 3:34pm

    meanwhile, some guy tells his friends "yeah all i had to tell her was i was a 2016 olympian and then we banged"

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 14, 12 at 8:42pm

    He'll be the second alternate on the men's gymnastics team and she'll finally be turning eighteen when the Olympics come around again

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    Submitted by ashannen25 on Nov 14, 12 at 4:17pm

    She left out that he's 14.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 14, 12 at 11:04pm

    I guess we'll find out soon enough if his little swimmers got the gold.

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    Submitted by lurch66 on Nov 14, 12 at 2:39pm

    'mericuh!

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 14, 12 at 11:52pm

    How long until she realizes that muff diving isn't really an Olympic sport?