You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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