No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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