my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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