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  • Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Jun 30, 10 at 9:46pm

    This is the only one that I actually laughed out loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:26pm

    Dude no fair, I've wanted a midget army for months now and even found some that I might try to conscript into service.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    As I read this, at the table next to me sits a real live midget.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:39am

    dude, my dad and i came up with the midget army idea months ago. and their leader would be a bisexual one legged little dude with a pogo stick instead of a prostetic leg. he carries a boom box on one shoulder and has a tray watermelon flavored jello shots glued to his head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:33am

    i don't know if this is a good night or a bad night...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:48am

    Haha, my xbox live name is army of midgets, but came up with that a year ago.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:38am

    i can take over the world with midgets. I have a plan. ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:05am

    Follow me jaeseabean :o) lmao

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    Submitted by mjrcutie on Mar 11, 10 at 8:49am

    Migdets rule!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:43am

    I'm like 5 feet. I deserve a midget army.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:01am

    Fuck you OP! Why does this site allow derogatory terms like "m*dget" through and not niqqer or faqqot? Because saying the M word to little people is just as insulting as the N word and faqqot.

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    Submitted by planks on Apr 10, 11 at 11:53am

    They're not midgets! There called Shetland people!

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Mar 6, 12 at 8:07am

    That's a lot of responsibility..