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(803): View more from South Carolina

I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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(303): View more from Colorado

then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins

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(773): View more from Illinois

I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs

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