if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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