Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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