i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
then he tried to convert me to islam
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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