Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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